15 Sex Positions You Can Perform In The Car
There’s a reason so many sexual innuendos relate to “clutches”, “sticks” and “shafts”.
Bed sex is boring. Road sex is much more fun… but getting down like Dirk Diggler in your car is about as easy as doing the synchronized breaststroke in a bathtub. So, we put together a road map to help you navigate the nether regions.
1. 69
Bill Clinton wouldn’t call this “sex”, but the rest of us know what the deal is. This is a back seat position, with the woman on the bottom and the man on top facing the opposite direction. It’s easy to switch roles, with the woman lying on the bottom. In either case, he licks and she sucks… simple.
2. Up and At ‘Em
She lies across the back seat, with her knees in her chest and feet either on his shoulders or pressed against the ceiling. The man can stroke really long and really deep with this one. Careful, lest you knock her teeth out with your Redwood tree.
3. Cowgirl
Man lies across the back seat, from car door to car door. She straddles him, leaning forward enough to avoid smashing her head through the sunroof. This is a winner if the lady fox is particularly feisty and doesn’t mind setting the rhythm.
4. Classic
She takes the missionary position in the passenger seat, and he thrusts with help of the floor boards. Kind of vanilla (and uncomfortable) but it gets the job done. Oh, and she might find it easier to put her feet on the dashboard.
5. Straddle
Recline one of the car’s front seats, and the woman rides the hog… cowgirl style. Mind you, this is a better position for the passenger seat as to avoid the horn. Another word of advice: watch the parking brake because it’s to disengage in the heat of things.
6. Sit on My Lap
She drives… but he rides. She sits on his unzippered lap, grinding the sausage stick while the man controls the gas and brake. She’s gripping the steering wheel, so don’t make her climax anywhere near any sharp turns.
7. Face to Face
Man sits in one of the car’s driver seat and the woman straddles him, bringing them face to face. Simple. Driving while in this coital embrace… well, not so simple. My advice is to keep the car parked but if you’re daring, well, then let’s hope she’s “visually disadvantaged” enough for you to keep both eyes on the road.
8. Reach Over
This is a classic and can even been done while driving… if you have an automatic transmission. Plus, there’s less chance of getting pinched with “Public Indecency” since the woman is out of sight. Pretty straight forward here: woman leans over and kisses the mushroom while the man (assumedly driving) continues to sit upright.
9. Front and Center
Here’s one for the falacio fanatics: the man straddles the middle console, with one knee on the driver’s seat and the other on the passenger seat. His flag pole extends in the space between, and the woman salutes from the back seat. This can be shifted to doggy style with the woman backing into one-eyed Willy.
10. CO2 Test
First you completely recline the passenger seat and then drape the woman over it. The man then ploughs the furrow from behind, in a quasi-doggy style position. The CO2 test gives you much more space to get busy (which rocks) but make sure to use the passenger seat and NOT the driver’s seat or else your feet will keep honking the horn (which doesn’t rock so much).
11. Helicopter
Now, stay with me here… this maneuver is designated specifically for the Jedi of erotic ability. The woman lies on her back with her legs spread and open at the knees, and the man enters her fully erect. Next he slowly spins himself head over foot (cartwheel style), using the car’s windows and upholstery for assistance. Amateurs beware: a slight misstep and you might inadvertently “Lorena Bobbitt” yourself.
12. The Bridge
The Bridge is about stroking as deeply as your “manliness” allows, in order to help your woman squirm like an electric eel. Her back lies across the car hood and her legs go straight in the air to rest on the man’s shoulders. The man supports her lower back with his hands and proceeds to plant the magic bean sprout. Either partner can adjust pelvis angling for better G-spot and/or clitoral titillation.
13. The Wheelbarrow
This is something you have to find an abandoned parking lot for. The woman lays chest down on the car hood (see dust marks above). The man, standing behind her, lifts her legs from the ground and spreads them before setting to work pollinating the ruby lotus. For variety’s sake, the woman can latch her legs at the ankles behind the man’s back.
14. Sideways
This is spooning, and it works like a wet dream in either the back or front seats. Both parties shape their bodies into a “V” shape from their head to their knees and face the same direction. The man enters, wrapping his upper arm around the front of the lady and has total control over the rhythm and tempo.
15. Backseat Doggy Style
The misses goes on all fours with rump in the air and hands braced by the seat or, alternatively, pressed against the side window. The man penetrates from behind. This position makes pumping and deeper penetration easier, but the “giver” usually has to bend over the “receiver” due to roof clearance issues… unless you’re pimping a SUV or van.
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